Christmas TV Schedules Looking Grim

If wait for Christmas, don’t dent your enthusiasm by looking at this years Christmas TV schedule. Those lazy-boys will be empty this Christmas, this years festive schedules include more than 800 hours of repeats on all five terrestrial channels. My Christmas may as well be cancelled. What am I suppose to do now, engage with my friends and family over a glass of mulled wine?! Wearing fluffy reindeer jumpers and playing Buckaroo?! Not again, never.

That’s why I’m treating myself this Christmas to a brand new flat screen LCD TV . To be honest I really can’t afford one but at least this lavish purchase will distract from my hellish Christmas reality. As the festivities unfold all around me, I’ll turn into a drooling zombie, deeply transfixed by my new TV but not paying any attention whatsoever to the scheduled festive programming; but simply admiring the beautiful black finish of my new shiny widescreen…ah Samsung. This may be the best Christmas ever.

Now picking my new television is the next predicament. It’s got to be good, good enough to make up the rubbish Christmas TV schedules. It’s got to be 40 inch at least, a mere 15 inch LCD TV just wouldn’t make up for the deja vu Christmas television just around the corner. I’m considering a Samsung LCD TV. The massive Samsung 60 inch LCD has a number of seemingly superfluous features which makes it a lazy fat man’s dream. Not only does this Samsung have ground breaking internet@TV functionality, it also has freeview HD built in to it. It features 1080p full HD and 100Hz technology. And that’s not all it also has DNLA technology, Ultra Contrast Ratio and hyper real engine picture enhancement. Wow, I have no idea what half these features mean or how they’ll benefit me but I want one.